Category Archives: Saucy
housecleaning without a broom.
There is a lot of little things happening right now, and as always, I am allowing that to be the reason why I simply cannot accomplish anything at all. But I do have a few loose ends to tie up: … Continue reading
52pickup
As a kid, I played a lot of cards. My parents split up when I was 7 and my mom’s social life consisted of *Fun Things That Can Be Done From Home*. Enter Card Night. I learned to rock rummie, … Continue reading
I’m kind of not a big deal
I’m kind of not a big deal, and that’s ok. But sometimes I just kind of forget, y’know?Exhibit A.When I was 10 I was the ultimate Solid Gold Dancers Fan, I used to watch it religiously and had their posters … Continue reading
Happiness weighs more than a barbie doll
Dear Bathroom Scale that smells like piss and crapI am breaking up with you.You suck the life out of me. I have spent twenty years trying to please you – nothing I ever do makes you happy. Any pleasure you … Continue reading
Meet Bitchy’s little cousin, Feisty.
“So I read what she wrote on the facebook page of the girl who said that thing to her, can you believe it – what a bitch!”So in my last post, I blamed my weight gain on my mom. Today, … Continue reading
what I did not eat today
As a reminder, there are 7 tonnes of great resources for people out there looking to lose weight/ get healthy. I should know – see the picture in the header (look up) ALL those books are mine. And the reason … Continue reading
