Category Archives: Food
Chicks to shake your sh*tty’s
Screw smart, witty, engaging, generous, funny. Today’s theme is kickass – the loud, raunchy, fierce kind.I have a tendency to over-think and over-share and over-plan…and sometimes that leaves me 63 steps from where I actually need to be – like … Continue reading
Weight or Salary??
Turns out I don’t have any dirty little secrets. I was not a former beauty queen. I have never murdered a rainbow, nor have I ever participated in a hazing (but if I could, I would totally haze Jeremy Piven)But … Continue reading
I really miss my boys.
Son 1, watching TV: “What’s GOP”?Son 2, not missing a beat: “Gay Octopus Penis’”I was not present for this exchange. This is what happens when the boys leave me out of things. (I *may* have choked I was laughing so … Continue reading
I really miss my boys.
Son 1, watching TV: “What’s GOP”?Son 2, not missing a beat: “Gay Octopus Penis’”I was not present for this exchange. This is what happens when the boys leave me out of things. (I *may* have choked I was laughing so … Continue reading
No kitchens were cleaned in the making of this video
So, I hope you were able to take 3.22 minutes and watch my vlog – otherwise the following list is just going to seem really random and insane. As I mentioned, I would sincerely love any help you can provide: … Continue reading
Happiness weighs more than a barbie doll
Dear Bathroom Scale that smells like piss and crapI am breaking up with you.You suck the life out of me. I have spent twenty years trying to please you – nothing I ever do makes you happy. Any pleasure you … Continue reading
